AWAITING: UPDATE_v25.0

Current Status: LvL 24 (99% XP). Preparing Level Cap increase.
SCHEDULED PATCH DATE: 22.12.2025

GAINING DICAPRIO IMMUNITY IN...

> THE STRAT

PHASE 1: PEW PEW PEW 🔫

📍 DROP ZONE: Tron Laser Aréna (Jugoslávská 5)

⏰ TIMELINE: 17:00 - Lobby/Briefing
17:20 - Match Start (3 Rounds)
19:00 - Game Over

👕 LOADOUT:

🖤 Dark Gear [+10 STEALTH]
👟 Sport Shoes [+15 AGILITY]
🚿 Towel & Change [CLEANSES 'SWEAT' DEBUFF]

💳 COST: SPONSORED (On Me)

DROP PIN 📍

PHASE 2: NOM NOM NOM 🍔

📍 SPAWN POINT: Burger INN (Beethovenova 7)

⏰ TIMELINE: 19:30 - 22:00 (Reservation)
22:00++ CHAOS / AFTERPARTY (Until we pass out)

📝 BUFFS & BONUSES:

🪑 Reserved Base [+67 STAMINA REGEN]
🍔 Epic Loot [RESTORES 100% HP]
✨ Chill Vibes [REDUCES 'TILT' LEVEL]

💳 COST: SELF-FUNDED (On You)

SPAWN PIN 📍

💚 F2P STATUS CONFIRMED 💚

Server access is FREE. Loot drops are just MICROTRANSACTIONS.

⚠️️️️ INVENTORY FULL ⚠️️️️

Physical Loot disables Fast Travel.

> IN-GAME CURRENCY

Base Upgrades (Alza)

"All hail Jay!"
Requiring tribute to upgrade our world.

VALUE: PLAYER'S CHOICE (Any Amount).
ACQUIRE GREEN MAN MONEY 🟢

Hardware Fund (Steam)

"I NEED YOUR CPU, YOUR GPU, AND YOUR STEAM CREDIT."
Saving for legendary tier hardware (Machine/VR). Not games (Backlog is full).

VALUE: CUSTOM (Any Amount).
SPIN THE VALVE ⚙️

> BANNED ITEMS LIST

Physical Loot = Risk

"WASTED"
Physical items have a 99% chance of despawning (getting lost) during my next camp migration (move).

ITEM BANNED 🚫

Raw Currency (Cash)

"I GOTTA DO IT, MAN."
Receiving raw gold breaks my character's progression stats. I prefer to grind for resources myself.

CHEAT CODE DETECTED ❌

🏆 LIVE SERVER RANKINGS ● CONNECTED

CONNECTING TO SATELLITE...

⚠️ PROTOCOL: SOCIAL LINK ⚠️

>> MISSION PARAMETERS:

💀 ONE RUN ONLY: No restarts. No do-overs.
⏱ TIME LIMIT: 16:40 (1000s) Hard Cutoff.
⚡ SPEED BONUS: +1 XP for every second saved.

>> PAYOUT STRUCTURE:

🎯 1st Attempt: 100 XP

⚠️️ 2nd Attempt: 50 XP

💀 3rd+ Attempt: 10 XP

>> PRIZE ALERT: The Agent with the HIGHEST QUIZ SCORE at the ceremony moment claims a PHYSICAL BOUNTY.

IDENTITY VERIFICATION REQUIRED